Put your name in this slogan generator here ([link]) and use it to answer the questions below. (Don't forget to Comment on your results!)

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
-Recommended By Dr. Fortea.
(LOL!!! that's right! xD)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
-The Passionate Pursuit of Fortea
(. . . *run away*)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...?
- It Makes Your Fortea Smack
(What can i say? I'm Weird =B)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
- The Better Way to Start the Fortea
(LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls from chair* )

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
- Once Driven, Forever Fortea
(Now I understand the smack >.<!)

6. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really dislike?
-Fortea is What We Do
(Freak them out, they will never speak to you at all )

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
- Make It A Fortea Night
(Oh My Furball God!!)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
- The Fortea That Refreshes
(I wonder if this excuses will work o_0)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
- Make Fortea Yours
(Oh nooooooeeesss another smack!! >.< )

10. The love of your life asks you to marry them, what do you say?
- If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Fortea
(LOL!!!!!!!!!!! IM a DAMN PERV!!!!! )

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell them...
-8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Fortea
(You better believe it xD )

12. Someone tells you that you're a jerk, you tell them...
-Get the Door - It's Fortea
(Im a really big jerk. You know?? XDDDDD)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
- Men Can't Help Acting On Fortea
(HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!! )

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
- Thank Fortea It's Friday
(IM SUPA AWESOME!! I like it!!)

15. Your last words before you die...
-Things Go Better with Forte
(Big jerk. Remember?)

16. Your message to a special someone...
-Wait Till We Get Our Fortea On You
(SOOOOOO PERV!!!!!)

17. Title of this post will be...?
- Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Fortea
(LOL!!! Im so Tasty!! )

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Was so funny doing this.
XD

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